Turkey Time..

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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Moose » Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:21 am

Grunt wrote:The neighbours are the least of you worries. The Elephant rescue forum on the left have had a rouge male go barmy and the Gorrilla veruca charity forum on the right have a full house at the moment, it's bloody Mahem there have you ever heard a gorrilla with a veruca . What you need to worry about is the mess Hiawatha made of on the best settee after drinking a whole bottle of Whitehillbillies home made Bailies. And Whitewolf has totalled the washing machine when he put Mooses starter motor in it, I did say dishwasher but no one listened. Other than that you've nothing to worry about.
Do you think we got away with it......he'll never notice that stain on the ceiling will he.
What the heck is a veruca :?: :?: :?


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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Hiawatha » Fri Aug 25, 2017 4:40 am

:lol: :lol: I spat my tea out laughing at that one Grunt ! What a mental image , so tragic that it will probably never come to pass . I am imagining the consequences for poor WW if Mrs. WW ever caught him doing that to her washing machine :shock:
Moose , you lead a sheltered life , a Veruca is a nasty wart , the sort that you catch from showers at pools when you walk about with no sandals on [ I could have said ' Thongs ' , but that would confuse you even further ].
There is another Veruca , the nasty , snotty nose little shit of a girl from ' Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ' , Veruca Salt , now seeing a Gorilla mangling her would be worth the trouble .
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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Grunt » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:10 am

I'm afraid it was one of my 5 pints of best ramblings. You aught to hear us in the pub.

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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Moose » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:48 pm

Hiawatha wrote::lol: :lol: Moose , you lead a sheltered life , a Veruca is a nasty wart , the sort that you catch from showers at pools when you walk about with no sandals on [ I could have said ' Thongs ' , but that would confuse you even further ].
There is another Veruca , the nasty , snotty nose little shit of a girl from ' Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ' , Veruca Salt , now seeing a Gorilla mangling her would be worth the trouble .
Yes, I suppose I did. :oops: Our kids read Charlie and the Chocolate factory but I did not, nor have I seen the movie. I checked Google, so yup, a Plantar wart, yuck. Not a word that I have ever heard used here.

But no, we do have thongs here, and not just the piece of thread around the waist. :lol:
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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Moose » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:51 pm

Grunt wrote:I'm afraid it was one of my 5 pints of best ramblings. You aught to hear us in the pub.
You should carry a voice recorder with you to the pubs Grunt. I think you have a future as a creative writer. You descriptive prose is second to none. :smile:
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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Jack » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:54 am

Well I'm glad you're all enjoying your freedom. My day yesterday was spent on the beach with a small crowd of LadyBoys to my right. Beautiful they were, lovely tits and teeth but voices deeper than Lee Marvin and swigging beer like things possessed.. you would have loved them Grunt

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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Hiawatha » Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:02 am

Jack and the '' lady boys ''
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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Fergymal » Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:17 am

I was wondering about the one in the bikini and the dirty knees, but i'll leave it at that :?
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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by White Wolf » Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:57 pm

Hiawatha wrote: I am imagining the consequences for poor WW if Mrs. WW ever caught him doing that to her washing machine :shock:
I'm still recovering from using her cordless Dyson to clean her car. Note. It was the dirt and sand on top of the fuel tank so I could replace the fuel pump. One would think I should have received an award for rescuing her and fixing the broken down car on the side of the road. :?

I didn't know you had the camera out Grunt https://youtu.be/vROdVsU_K80?t=1m18s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Turkey Time..

Post by Hiawatha » Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:37 am

WW ' Fixing ' the Dyson !

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